Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020
Get the Blue whalemug. Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.
It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.
Demonstrated in this formula.
Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.
Demonstrated in this formula.
Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?
WHAT A CUNT WHALE!
WHAT A CUNT WHALE!
by Martin Swift August 19, 2008
Get the Cunt Whalemug. When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea
by Chris December 18, 2004
Get the capping the whalemug. Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.
by jupiter0225 August 22, 2008
Get the Tossed The Whalemug. by Rad70000001 October 17, 2011
Get the whale watchingmug. Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
Get the whale sharkmug. by miranda k October 22, 2006
Get the whale tailin'mug.