Hide and seek at Walmart

A term used as a euphemism for gay sex.

Person 1: I played hide and seek at Walmart with this blond twink I met yesterday
Person 2: oh really, how was it
Person 1: I pounded his ass without a condom

by SoldierTop9000 August 2, 2023

Wildman

n- When one takes an old, rusted car (30s-70s) and slams the piss out of it on rims make of Unicorn horn. This can include, but is not limited to Mercedes Benz, BMW, VW, Datsun, and Toyota.

Did you see that Wildman Merc? Yeah man, I love seeing rusty cars dust streets with the frame.

by EmeraldPeanut October 28, 2012

Walmart Syndrome

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.

"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."

by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

Walmart Boy

Is a poor boy who has no friends. lives in a shack. stalks everyone, a redneck and a big douchbag.

that brett kid is stalking people, and is poor with no friends he such a walmart boy

by ryan bouska March 14, 2007

Walmart Wolverine

A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.

See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.

by purelogic April 19, 2011

walmareturn

When you buy something from walmart with an intent to return it, youre going to wal-mar-e-turn it.

Lets go buy some remote control helicopters and walmareturn them later.

by Jeffy123 February 8, 2010

The Wildabeast

First you have ear sex, then she jacks u off with her underarm, then she poop poops in yo mouth, then u do the same, then you make out. then u say bye.

check the definition above you silly willies, The Wildabeast.

by Rickey Booby January 15, 2007