Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 8, 2019

Berry Wife

A wife that is forced to anally and vaginally consume thousands of berries daily.

Tommy can’t wait to get home to his Berry Wife.

by Daniel_Lover March 10, 2022

wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023

wife-beautiful

A woman that invokes an intense desire for marriage amongst even the most hardcore bachelors. She has likely turned down 20-25 proposals in her life

Jorja Smith is wife-beautiful

by anonymous September 22, 2021

AF wife

Air Force wife

AF wife for life!

by Uhyeah123 August 4, 2018

Taco Wife

A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.

After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.

by RogueAngel437 June 29, 2019