2 Week Theory

The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!

Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."

-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory

by JaHi October 30, 2013

league weeb

Someone so obsessed with the characters from the game League of Legends, especially the female ones, that they can almost be classified as a Weeaboo, but don't fit the exact definition of the word

Jeez did you see that guy, he has all the LoL t-shirts, posters and statues, what a league weeb

by goddamnthisshit April 2, 2017

The School of Wet Box

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.

Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

wedgie flop

In Total Drama Island, DJ talked about this story that happened to him.

His brothers dared him to jump off a high dive platform at the pool. He was scared but he jumped, he landed on his butt. His trunks went so far up his butt that they had to go to the doctor to get it removed. They called it the Wedgie Flop

person1: Go jump off the high dive platform over there
person2: No, I don't wanna get a Wedgie Flop

by zoombaxd October 20, 2018

Weed Eater

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

two nukes weren't enough

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2

This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

by Xx_AnimE_DestroyeR_xX July 24, 2017

Wet onion

When you have sex, and that pussy smells so bad it makes you cry.

Man, Lindsey had such a wet onion when we fucked

by Wet onion April 1, 2015