West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

Virginia forest fire

A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

by The Etter January 15, 2015

Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

virginia

there's a 99% chance you came here searching for vagina and clicked the wrong one.

virginia is a state
vagina is female genitalia

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024

West Virginia slider

A female dropping a turd on your chest and it sliding off your chest.

I got the best West Virginia slider last night.

by RedRo3e March 9, 2025

Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Bothering Herself To Immortality, Horniness, And Being A Pychic For Herself

Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Bothering Herself To Immortality, Horniness, And Being A Pychic For Herself

Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Bothering Herself To Immortality, Horniness, And Being A Pychic For Herself

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025