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Valentina 

the funniest mf on the whole planet. she's so intelligent, kind (mostly) and probably has iron deficiency. there is definitely something mentally wrong with her, and she will never open up to you no matter who you are. low-key has anger issues too but it's fine. she also has the best style ever but is so damn broke she can't afford half of it. she has the best music taste (ever), laughs at her own jokes and sleeps (a lot). she'll also tell you to kys all the time (kys). did i mention she's funny (also, kys).
bro valentina is the funniest mf ever fr
Valentina by yankeewnobrim July 2, 2022

Valentina 

Valentina is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’ll make you hallucinate with a glance.
“Valentina is so 😻”
Valentina by superstar💋 November 14, 2022

Valentimer 

A person who sends a lot of Valentine's out in a short amount of time.
Wow he is sure a Valentimer!
Valentimer by Glanthor February 6, 2010

ValentIDES Day 

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.
This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.
ValentIDES Day by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Vagalentine’s Day 

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
Vagalentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022
Valentin is a blue eyed, blonde guy. You can find the whole sea in his amazing blue eyes. He's perfect, even if he's different from other guys. He plays videogames, watches videos and plays table tennis. I think he's hawt. He's a hungry lion who wants to find his perfect pray. Valentin is sex.
-Hey, Valentin
-Hey
-Watcha doin'
-Nofing. U?
-Fb
Valentin by Jake1997 January 12, 2013