A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010
Get the Vag Thumbmug. Person A: I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.
by drx2000 May 22, 2011
Get the vag-nommug. The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.
person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.
by luyox November 14, 2009
Get the Vag Shrapnelmug. by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016
Get the Vag Headmug. Gatling Vag: What a woman has if she gives birth to triplets or more and/or has an excessive number of children.
I say: Man, These quintuplets are killing me! And my wife is pregnant again with triplets!
You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag
You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag
by Phoenixfire1 February 9, 2014
Get the gatling vagmug. by King123qp October 15, 2018
Get the Spooky Vagmug. 1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.
Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!
by bathion January 16, 2008
Get the Ponging Vagmug.