psy vamp

To put it is layman's terms, a vampire that eats energy. They are mortal, have a reflextion, and are only SENSITIVE to light. They can go out in the sun and eat garlic and touch roses so get that fairytale crap out of your head. They need energy, though. They take energy through life and prana, not blood. When a sang vamp needs food, it may sometimes resort to pys means. A mix of both is a hybrid. They don't neccesarily LOOK like a vamp, thats a vampyre that looks like one. A vampyre doesn't need blood or energy and might not even be into that area, they just have a "vampire fetish." A sanguivore can also be called a sang vampire or sang vamp and needs blood.

She meditates and tries to "suck" my energy out, so I think I'm being attacked by a psy vamp.

by everyrose October 31, 2005

VampiЯe

Mother fucking bad asses ,Vampires are the creatures of the night and will do any freaking thing they please, and will suck blood from their victim,their weaknesses are Garlic, A steak trough the heart and Sunlight,Dracula was and will forever will be the original vampire, and Wesley Snipes?well lets just call him another badass motherfucker not afraid of daylight, and has movies that are Freaking Hardcore ,A.K.A BLADE,and also the Lost boys are freaking awesome, especially Kiefer Sutherland. None of these sound like T word with sparkly Vegetaripires or should i said Vaginapires, that so called movie and book doesn't even derserve to be in here with badass vampires that kick edwards Fucking ass any day!!!

Give me A Hell yeah and thumbs up if you agree!

and if not, then your just another crybaby ass twilight Fan

VampiЯe are the KreatuЯes of the night, 'nuff said

by FatalNightmareX13 July 16, 2009

vampire

Vampires are characterized by the following attributes:

1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes.
2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires.
3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust.

Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.

TWILIGHT FAN: Edward Cullen is a vampire.

DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't.


TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up! What do you know?! You were born in the late 1800s!

DRACULA FAN: This is true.

by Bertoffski April 1, 2009

Vampire Baseball

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.

"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"

by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009

Vegetarian Vampire

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.

Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.

by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009

VAMPY

Verbally and Mathematically Precocious Youth -- a summer camp hosted by Western Kentucky University for middle and high schoolers which focuses on academics. Often renamed by campers to Viscious and Maliciously Psychotic Youth or Vampires, Axe Murderers, Pyros, and Yuppies.

Hey, didn't that kid go to VAMPY?

by mephistowolf June 28, 2006

vamped

When some assbag gets their shit stolen from them

"Where'd a twat like you get that tricycle?"
"I vamped this shit son."

by The Meister May 24, 2006