My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by track-10 January 21, 2003
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Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".
Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".
Furby and Mick walk into the Pavillion, Sydney.
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...
by Furby May 16, 2006
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When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."
Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."
Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014
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by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007
Get the The Ultimate Comment mug.The most polular and critically acclaimed Fire Emblem game. Contains multiple anime sword fighters and furries. Clearly a great work created by Masahiro Sakurai himself.
Person 1: Yo you play the new Fire Emblem?
Person 2: You mean Waifu Emblem 3?
Person 1: Nah man I’m talkin Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Person 2: 😂👌
Person 2: You mean Waifu Emblem 3?
Person 1: Nah man I’m talkin Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Person 2: 😂👌
by InfinityJKA March 1, 2019
Get the Super Smash Brothers Ultimate mug.This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.
This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...
...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...
...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...
...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...
...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...
...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...
...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
by UltimateShowdown April 13, 2010
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Ninjas are so awesome, their strongest weapon is their boners!!!!
I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!
I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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