Tysexual

Tysexual, a term similiar to bronsexual used to call people who love to nuthug Mike Tyson.

Tysexuals will claim that Tyson in his prime would knock anyone out, despite not knocking everyone out in his prime.

They will also claim all his losses were due to the fact that he was out of his prime and that every boxer he lost to dodged him during his prime.

Tysexual: TYSON IS THE GREATEST EVER HE ONLY LOST BECAUSE OF DON KING AND ROBIN GIVENS AND DRUGS HE ONLY LOST TO LENNOX LEWIS BECAUSE LENNOX KEPT DODGING HIM IN HIS PRIME!

Normal Person: Uh.. no. Tyson paid Lennox $4m step-aside money to not fight Lennox in the 90s. Get your facts right.

by WeGoodInDaHood May 11, 2021

tysm

take your sh*t, moron

thanks for holding this for me.!

no problem, now tysm.

by oh..hey May 25, 2021

tysrealgf

tysrealgf or amiyah is the hottest, sweetest, funniest person i’ve ever met. she is so hot and funny and i love her so much. she’s so fun to talk to.

thecutthatalwaysbleeds: do you follow tysrealgf?
person 2: no i don’t
maya: follow her or else

by cutthatalwaysbleeds June 16, 2021

Tyson

A very confident person, Tyson is well known for his funny jokes and sexy good looks. He is loyal to everybody and he is a lovable character.

Girl: Look how hot Tyson is.
Tyson: I heard you ya dumb cunt yes it is true i am sexy
Girl: takes a shit dripping down her thigh

by showcondeez July 19, 2021

TYSMIFLYPMM

abbreviation for "thank you so much I fucking love you please marry me"

"Can I have a hug pls"

"Uh sure lol"

"TYSMIFLYPMM"

"Wtf"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

Tyson

A boosted iron player on Valorant. Get + Ratio Kid. LOL. <3

JOEL: *DIES IN VALORANT ROUND*
TYSON: HOW DID YOU DIE
JOEL: YOU'RE SHIt

by druwl October 29, 2021

Tysexual

You love yourself and nobody else. They believe in hypocrisy. They also really like sniffing crotches

Wow, you're into gingers? Can I have your number? No? Why? You only love yourself and want to watch the world burn? Oh, you're Tysexual!

by sloffy October 30, 2021