Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
by GBond April 25, 2010
Get the turtle crackmug. A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
Get the Velvet turtlemug. The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.
by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019
Get the Turtle manmug. by Eat420 October 15, 2019
Get the Turtle snorkelmug. A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.
by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017
Get the bert the turtlemug. The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle
by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009
Get the Turtling Outmug. The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis
by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017
Get the Turtle Flippermug.