keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".

Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!

by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015

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Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.

I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.

by Efdious March 29, 2006

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bad touch

Purposeful sexual contact with a family member.

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister

by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003

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touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

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Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

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