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A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke
by kosibee03 July 3, 2020
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totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick
he totaled the car and his dad killed him.
by asian September 8, 2003
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totaled

See wordPulling a Byron/word
by Tarkin October 5, 2003
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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.
master ,i am totally available for your service !
by zip adoda March 9, 2012
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...totally

1. synonym for completely.
2. word originating in the dialect of Saini, used at the end of self explanatory sentences, at the point in which one realises there is nothing left to add, and wishes to conclude said statement in a most concise and transparent manner.
"what did you do today?"
"i had KFC, it was boom.. so erm yeah ...totally"
by the A dogg April 12, 2012
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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