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mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)
hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.
by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022
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Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.
When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.
by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019
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tooths

an auteestic boy's word for tooth
loong tooths
by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023
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albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017
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eye for a tooth

Much like "Eye for an eye tooth for a tooth" they both deal with the idea of a punishment being equal to what the offender did. However, this differs in that it represents the idea of getting back in a manner equal in magnitude to the victim by any other means necessary, often in a more severe manner.
Person 1: "those goofy ah mfs from across the block jumped me last night bruh"
Person 2: "eye for a tooth lets fuck em up"
Person 1: "bet say less imma grab u in 20"
by uuma May 28, 2023
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Tooth Wrencher

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.
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Soft Tooth

This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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