alt-happy

someone who is "alt-happy" is sad, depressed, not happy,

a play on "alternative facts"

" i am no longer depressed; i am alt-happy!"

by frnakierOH May 13, 2017

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ridiculously happy

Beyond happy, happier than any one person has a right to be, so happy it makes others want to be sick or violent, stupid happy.
When you are so happy you need multiple synonyms of the word happy just to stress how stupid happy you are.

Karen can't stand how ridiculously happy Jared is with his new Girlfriend, it makes Karen want to punch her in her stupid face.
They are so happy it's ridiculous; ridiculously happy.

by the1aura December 04, 2015

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genuine happiness

Experiencing an authentic and profound sense of well being based on reality.

He quickly realized that he could not find genuine happiness in being an alcoholic and drug addict. By focusing on the positive aspects of living and making positive changes he felt empowered and a sense of inner peace and genuine happiness.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

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happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 October 08, 2015

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