Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008

donavin smurf boi

the hottest boyo on the block. you know he coming when you smell blooberries. yes bitch, you know it’s his hair

damn donavin smurf boi is pretty foine :)

by sksksksk thot January 6, 2019

Empire Smurf Building

A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.

Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.

by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006

Smurf 'd up

Under the influenced of any thing that can fuck you up.

Damn last night at that party I was so Smurf 'd up.

by Jakeybbitch May 19, 2009

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

gay smurf

A person who is gay or you think is gay that has a pinky toe fetish and is probably a fuckboy

"OMG he sounds just like a gay smurf"
"That boy is such a gay smurf"
"I heard that gay smurf slept with 15 boys in this month"

by Itissomeoneyouwillneverknow July 13, 2015

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008