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trickery

mastering the art of deception through a lie
Kim told Jamie she was at her inlaws. Jen told Jamie she was at her moms. Kim & Jen were really shopping at the mall together. That was serious trickery they played on jamie.
by snottiepants July 24, 2008
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Ticket

Slang talk in prison for when you get a jail sentence/disciplinary report.
Zay: "Ay ya hear that Diego got a ticket?"
Don: "Yuh, he was bustin that cop the other day!"
by Awez June 13, 2018
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willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.
by avivo April 21, 2006
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titty tucker

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.
BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!
by Douchebag March 16, 2004
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no ticket

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)
Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007
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Darcy Tucker

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)
C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage
by foug January 13, 2005
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Tucker and Taz

Two wildly homosexual morning show radio personalities on FM96 in Lovely London Ontario. These two gents ( one Ginger and one Balding self absorbed gringodick ) spin the same old mundane prepackaged rock that makes you want to take a 5/8" drill bit, insert it into a cordless drill, lock it in place, pull the trigger and jam it in your ear, and push that sucker as hard as you can into your brain until you can't hear them or Ozzy Osborne 47.638 times per day anymore.
If for some unfortunate reason you survive this mind soothing drilling excersize and can still hear the redundant so called embarrassing jokes you've heard all week, you can catch them and their same sex lovemaking live on stage at any number of summer rock festivals in the Forest City.
Walter "Hey guys, did you hear Tucker and Taz this morning on FM96?"

Most People "No, why would I want to listen to that self righteous crap?"

Walter "No, no, it was really, really funny, Taz was talking about poop again"

Most People "Oh ya poop again.........Too bad I missed it"

Walter "Yeah it's too bad you did"

Most People "I am going to hurt you....Bad"
by CheeseDumpies January 27, 2011
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