When you wipe your goopy slimey goodies in a upward motion upon a friends body beginning at their genitals or bellybutton and trailing all the way up to their forehead.
Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)
by Jaytums666 May 19, 2022
by Lawnmower nation February 09, 2021
A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
by Relaxitwonttear April 04, 2024
1. Some one who likes to ignore
other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others
other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others
She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails
Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails
Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails
by Riko the love spreading March 24, 2023
Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
by shaginwagin May 05, 2010
When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
by PapooseSwampy February 26, 2024