The Number 2

A thing you do while watching YouTube

Bartholomew: Hay ima go The number 2
Dick: gonna watch YouTube
Bartholomew: hell yea

by EverythingIsTakenSoThisIsMyUse November 16, 2019

take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015

take a number

bitch wait you mothafuckin turn

get off my nuts, i know you wanna get wit me ho.. take a numba

by cutter October 13, 2004

Simple Number

A non-complex number, like a number that doesn't have an i. Is similar to a real number.

When you multiply together complex numbers the answer is a simple number.

by SimpleNumbers July 16, 2013

Number 3

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.

"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"

by Pdg887 July 27, 2013

Number 3

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

by freeranger April 28, 2007