Hog Clan

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by old crumbler December 9, 2018

hog's bait

A "hog's bait" is a large meal that one has consumed (generally enough to "bait" a hog and catch it). A "hog's bait" is also when a person has had enough of a certain situation.

Generally used in the deep south.

Damn that was a good buffet. I ate a hog's bait.
I tell you what, I've had a hog's bait of his smart mouth.

by ole so and so May 31, 2013

Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018

Hog Slayer

One who hooks up with very large women after he has had a few drinks.

See that guy over there? After a few drinks he becomes the hog slayer!

by Boogabear April 10, 2011

Hog Puffer

Chick enjoying the giving of Head!

She's a Hog Puffer
Attention of a Hog Puffer is Oh so Good!
My Girlfriend is a Good Hog Puffer!

by Philly-B June 21, 2010

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022

Piss Hog

When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.

"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"

by Konali July 27, 2023