ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 May 11, 2018

granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes April 25, 2016

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

granny glinda

SLUT

Granny Glinda is a slut

by 12345eee May 16, 2016

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018