Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

Granny Gasp

When you unintentionally make food taste better

I Granny Gasped when I overpoured Tajin in my cucumbers

by Martini1267 October 16, 2025

granny bin

Granny bin is like where someone dumps the oldies at so they don't have to wipe their asses anymore

A nursing home or refered to as the granny bin in slang (mainly Australian or British)

by Thefuckingdictionary December 30, 2014

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

neighborhood granny

a very old lady that doesn't know how to use technology and often weak but very caring

Tim: how's your granny?
James: she's kinda like a neighborhood granny.

by the milk gang member July 16, 2020

Ur Granny Tranny

Way worse then 'ur mom gay' and 'ur dad lesbian' combined.. If you are ever told this go to the doctors instantly! You could have a coma and die. Thank you

Jim: ur mom gay lol
John: ur granny tranny
Jim: *dies*
John: hah noob

by HahNoobs November 7, 2018

Ur granny tranny

The all time worse thing to say to someone

Joe: Ur mom gay
Dan: Ur dad lesbian
Joe: Ur granny tranny

*Dan dies of shock

by DaddyOfThots69 May 10, 2018