Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

Mexican Dairy Farmer

A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.

oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty

by The Mexican Dairy Farmer December 29, 2010

Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.

Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."

by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014

de farmer mon

a mythical deviant being, who enjoys deviance and butt fucking people.

Watch your ass tonight, de farmer mon be out!!!!!

by troncarter December 18, 2010

Mule Farmers Wife

Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.

Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife

by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010

Brown star farmer

Someone who picks the chunks off their ass

Man: Your brown star has many clingons
woman: what?
Man: you better call the brown star farmer

by Phatbeats May 31, 2009

up hill farmer

A man taking an other man up the arse.
(ploughing up the dirt track)

"he's a bit of an up hill farmer"

by D.May December 11, 2003