by Chinkz December 4, 2015
Get the two asidemug. by Poncho Franzwarez May 29, 2010
Get the two tylmug. The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
Get the Two Playermug. When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
Get the Two facedmug. The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.
by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017
Get the Day Twomug. When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.
Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.
If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
by baggers October 6, 2017
Get the Two for Fortymug. by MandM Productions November 20, 2019
Get the the dirty twomug.