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Trumpet

Selfish Trump supporting puppets.
Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?

Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.

Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.

Person 2: Trumpet fucks?

Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020
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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet
Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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trumpet

A smelly old ass holes who is a white male republican who support Donald Trump.
Oh my God, look at all of those trumpets over there.
by Honeymine Moderators November 1, 2020
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trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.
'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'
by Must Stank October 1, 2017
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Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.
by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019
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Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments
by jobug0228 June 7, 2022
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