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Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”
by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
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the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock
give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"
by Macfitster September 3, 2013
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swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk
Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018
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Swedish Bite

A phrase that is used when everyone refuses to finish the last “bite” or portion of food at the table.

Usually shown as a sign of respect
“We have one more cupcake left. Are you going to eat it?”
“I can’t. It’s the Swedish bite”
by Cowchiemane February 26, 2022
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Swedish Fish

A sweet, delectable, chewy candy developed by one of the worlds most iconic candy maker.
Fun fact - Swedish fish not only come in the top 10 on the worldwide favorites list but, also have a 17.4% higher sales record over avocados!
by smash1 June 9, 2022
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Swedish Delight

Another enigmatically-awesome limited release from Caldwell, the Caldwell Lost and Found Swedish Delight showcases an oily Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over Dominican binder and a propriety blend of vintage, long-leaf tobaccos from the Dominican Republic. This balanced blend recipe gives life to a silky and mellow tasting profile with poppin’ woody flavor. Keeping in line with the rest of the Lost & Found cigars, these are vintage sticks that Robert Caldwell “discovered” in his travels and re-branded for limited release. What can we say, the man has good taste.
The Caldwell Swedish Delight is one tasty smoke.
by Gainmymind December 20, 2021
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Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.
Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.
by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022
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