Red Doughnaut

a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.

Jim: Hey, are you ok?

Bob: Yeah. My ass is still recovering from the Red Doughnaut you gave me.

by LemonZorz June 23, 2011

red impostor

That one guy that's always you're suspicious friend and very Dangerous

Blue: red is my friend he is not sus guys!
10 minutes later..
Blue: RED WHY DID U KILL ME!! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T THE RED IMPOSTOR!

by im not sus im red April 6, 2021

Booger Red

Southern slang for someone with red hair and freckles. A Ginger.

Carrot Top is a Booger Red.

by Sardean July 13, 2018

catching reds

when your driving and you keep getting red lights, one after another.

i trying to follow him but i caught too many reds

by derek doo August 12, 2005

red bradley

the medical condition for excruciatingly painful sunburn, when fair skinned redheads spend too much time in the sun and have to soak all day in cream

Adam has a bad case of red bradley after fishing all day.

by Mr. French Tickler March 2, 2009

red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016

the red king

The king of kings

The red king is the king of all kings, he is very handsome.

by Urbans92 May 16, 2019