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Gay to the point 

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)
Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-
Gay to the point by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020

the porch life 

a cool fella who is lade back and kicks it on the porch all day
he kickn it on the porch just chilin and livin the porch life

Paint the Porcelain 

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

feeding the ponies 

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.
feeding the ponies by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

Reaching the Point of Tangency 

The act of getting high. When you are not exactly high, you are somewhere along the tangent line.

Origin: 2011, when a black guy needed a new way to talk about getting high around administrators at Statesboro High School.
Kleever: Hey man, what are we doing tonight?
noJ: I don't know bro, let's bro rape.
Kleever: Nah man, we did that last time.
noJ: Let's reach the point of tangency!
Kleever: Way ahead of you bro, I'm somewhere along the tangent line, but soon we'll be Reaching the Point of Tangency.

faxing the pope

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.
faxing the pope by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011