When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022
Get the Plate Jobmug. by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024
Get the Platedmug. the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
email with questions at: newjerseyhotplate@gmail.com
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
email with questions at: newjerseyhotplate@gmail.com
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
by nj lover July 2, 2023
Get the New Jersey Hot Platemug. A term for going to the gym.
Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022
Get the Slapping Platesmug. A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.
by DrTechNic February 22, 2024
Get the Charger Platemug. While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)
Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
by Tom Kesler June 21, 2010
Get the Plate Matesmug. A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disastermug.