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Carranza method

the act of having un-consentual sex with a man
Eric loves to use the the Carranza method on all his home boys.
by Cuck blends November 13, 2025
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Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
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method

noun / verb / adjective / everything

A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.

Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”

“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”

“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”

“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”

“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”

“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025
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Xiaoling Yang Method

The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.
"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"
by Zhou Ping March 13, 2025
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The Sunday Method

doing a huge assignment or all your work on the last day before the due date.
Hey, are you done the assignment?

No, I'm going to do the Sunday method.
by bruddapilot April 14, 2025
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Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025
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The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.
"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"
by The Top Balla June 20, 2024
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