joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 29, 2020

leagued

meaning steaming

i was absolutly leagued last night

i was out on the lash and i got utterly leagued last night

by shipmatey February 20, 2009

leagued

to be joined to a team or association

-Bro I cant get into the YMCA by our house
--Really? I got leagued by them yesterday

by j.e.v. November 24, 2010

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 23, 2018

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 6, 2022

League Lover

A League of Legends player who LOVES the game and has a borderline addiction to it. They're known for grooming other gamers into being League Lovers.

So you're a League Lover now?

by MrGaming99 November 22, 2021

dart league

A crew of thuggish, ruggish, dirty and dull misfits with a passion for bending, crushing, mixing, and rushing. One must first stoop low to get high in the Dart League. Once you're in, you can't stop pushing for more, because you're forever on a path you want to hate, but adore.

Once you go Dart League, you never go back.

by ADUB72 October 2, 2015