Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta

Kevin likes penis

by Yuribot April 19, 2019

Kevin

Usually falls for girls named Katie or Sammy. Most Kevin’s are y’all which makes for great cuddling, will protect his girl at all costs. Probably the worlds greatest boyfriend. Will show up at your house around 3 PM with food at your request. A total dork. Will make you laugh 25/8

Girl1- I want a kevin
Girl2- sorry Kevin and I are already talking

by Patricia Lennon May 31, 2018

Kevin

Straight up faggot ngl, probably fakes clips and owns a team like esoteric idk him but seems like a big ole faggot

Holy fuck Kevin kys

by BigDilfZach July 28, 2020

Kevin

Bad

Kevin = Bad

by Ksowkkskaka March 17, 2020

Kevin

When you tap into your inner melee god and kill with melee and Ripper.

Guy 1: I can't believe I just got Kevin'd
Guy 2: We are definitely going to lose now!!

by Relicta Deicide May 6, 2018

Kevin

He is the gayest guy ever everyone hates him and he doesn't answer half the time too your question and thinks he has the biggest cock in the room

Kevin is such a dick

by elitepixel November 5, 2018