Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

Jewish Handshake

Another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): Never referred to when a male does this to himself.

You can recieve a Jewish Handshake, you just can't give yourself one.

Ya, Stacey came over last night. She gave me the good ol' "Jewish Handshake". If you know what I mean.

by Nidnal January 28, 2008

sappho's handshake

When two lesbians handshake their hands while one is performing vaginal fisting and the other anal fisting on a third lesbian.

"Ok, my hand is inside her kitty, put your hand inside her back hole and lets do Sappho's handshake."

by Bryan D. Smith November 15, 2018

banana handshake

Another term for a circle jerk. Derived from the emoji of a banana and a shaking hand.

The meeting today was a total banana handshake.

by the_yellow_king March 17, 2014

Cowboy Handshake

A handjob given in order to receive a small recompense.

I gave Doug a cowboy handshake for a ride home from the mall.

by voodov January 2, 2012

German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake

by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 23, 2006