Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy

Violating any mother fucker who decides to fuck with you. Killing these niggas organelles ; not giving any fucks about what people say

This bitch tried to play me ? Now it's greasy season fuck are you talking about.

by SessyGur January 4, 2015

greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.

Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.

by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024

Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.

The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.

by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021

Greasy

When calling someone “greasy”, it means that what they’re doing, or generally how they’re acting is bad. This term is usually used to describe criminals who do easy or just scummy crimes.

“Really, Ricky? Stealing barbecues? That’s just greasy.”

by Angryboi July 1, 2022

Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025