Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”
“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!
“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”
“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”
“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”
“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”
“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”
“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”
by Musketpacker2848 August 12, 2019
by Kdisbyisbanyu March 28, 2020
by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022
When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.
"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"
by kla14 April 18, 2010
Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.
He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.
by theNimja April 14, 2013
by GayMan6969 March 29, 2021
The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024