Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.

I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)

Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa

by Felix is cool March 18, 2016

Breakfast bukkake

When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face

Every Monday, I forget to turn my yogurt away from me, so I get a breakfast bukkake.

by SnifersRow July 7, 2017

breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.

"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."

by Teekums September 1, 2017

Breakfast-eye

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.

Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.

by Newt07091971 November 13, 2019

Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019