Mug Moment

When mug is on the menu, a moment of pure shock and awe.

Customer: Do you have A&W?
Waiter: Is mug okay?

Customer:YOU HAVE MUG???
Customer: “MUG MOMENT”

by MugMaster277 December 10, 2021

Guido Moment

Guido Moment - A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational white guy. To Put it plainly, they act like guidos. Guido Moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve into stand downs, fake threats, and the ever popular rolling up the sleeves to show off how their "guns". usually this is brought on by roid rage. Guido moments are the third largest killer behind tanning booth accidents and watching Godfather 3.

An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.

I had a Guido moment when some dude scuffed my shoe at a club in Sea Side.

by get me out of jersey February 13, 2008

Oprah Moment

A defining point in time in which a person comes to some sort of revelation or truth about themselves.

"I really had an Oprah Moment at that drug intervention."

by Krakatoa March 23, 2006

at this moment in time

Otherwise known as 'now'. This is the worst current example of over fancy pontificating verbage and is used whenever the use of the single simple word 'NOW' would suffice. Why do they use 5 words when one will do?

At this moment in time, it's Wednesday.

The project may be finished by tomorrow, but at this moment in time I can't see it being completed till next month.

by Humphrey Walwyn June 20, 2008

Murawski Moment

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon of a person saying/doing utterly retarded shit.

Friend 1: "I like that Toyota Corolla because it is not a sedan."
Friend 2: "A Corolla is a sedan."
Friend 1: "Oh, I forgot what a sedan was."
Friend 2: "That's a Murawski Moment."

by xouden October 20, 2020

monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.

I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.

by triskalguilo February 19, 2009

Xenvox Moment

When you admin abuse and ban a kid for no reason.

Ethan: Yoo I just banned that kid, Xenvox Moment!

by JacobInDetail August 13, 2021