text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.

I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.

by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011

Text Off

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.

"I really want to blow off work today, but my boss will ask me questions. Why don't you Text Off instead?"

"I'm not coming in today I am very sick right know I ve been taking medication all nght. Body is all aching doctor advise to stay home until Wed."

by jombinator October 14, 2011

text-end

When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.

Did you hear about that San Francisco MUNI train driver who text-ended another train?

by jlm_one May 11, 2009

text speak

a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.

text speak

"dee, look at the B Send"

"G send doooo!"

by deeee!!! August 12, 2009

text box

what you just typed in... it is between Look up and search on this page

I typed my word, defintion, and example in textboxes

by NIK January 19, 2004

Text-TD

Engaging in text conversations with women that have been around the block.

I don't want to text back that girl because I heard she's been around.........I might catch a Text-TD.

by jJamboree November 11, 2009

text-drive

The act of text dating to the point where you fall in deep love and end up driving to where the lover is living at so you can date them in real life and or eventualy have sex.
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.

similer to text relationship sexting text-drive

(man)you are going to california just to see her?

(guy)yea so what.

(man)thats five states away!

(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(

by $~MAD~$~DOG~$ July 13, 2010