Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Texas Slushie

When, during her period, you pour chili on a woman's vagina and suck it up with a straw.

She was on the rag and wouldn't let me do her, so I gave her a Texas Slushie.

by Ronnie Davidson November 18, 2013

Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.

Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.

by bonerslol November 8, 2009

Lockhart, Texas

Lockhart, Texas, is a town south of Austin, Texas, and is known for fucking amazing barbecue. A lot of directors seem drawn to Lockhart, Texas, like flies to honey, so a lot of movies were filmed there.

Guy 1: dude, I could really go for some barbecue right now
Guy 2: don't worry man, we're only a few minutes away from Lockhart, Texas

by Barbecuefan321 January 15, 2013

Texas Tornado

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Toaster Strudel, Creampie Christening, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I busted in this country girl and she was still riding me after. She was so wet when she came she shot my load back and hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro you just had a Texas Tornado

by DJRoms December 1, 2020

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018