Tristan

The type of guy who tries his hardest, every chance he gets to talk to women and make them like him. He is the biggest simp you will ever see. Wherever you see a group of girls, you will probably find Tristan trying to talk to them. He does the most in his power to get girls to like him, and always talks about how he's everyone's favorite. He's kind of egotistical, and can be an asshole when around a group of men, but if you are one on one with him, he can actually be really enjoyable to talk to.
Ah shit, there's Tristan, always trying to impress those girls.
by big boy monkey October 29, 2022
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Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.
Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.
by JS57 December 05, 2018
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A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan
Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub
by GuyInAWashingMachine May 20, 2022
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He's an introvert that likes to play games and draw anime. He has a lot of insecurities but hides them from his friends and family members. Tristan has a short temper but usually gets over it after a day. He beats himself up about a lot of things but overall tries to stay positive for the sake of his friends. He tries to be a rational person that thinks factually about situations. Tristan doesn't know how to comfort people but tries his best. He likes to make jokes to make people laugh but it usually doesn't work. He hides most of his negative emotions because he thinks he'll make everyone around him sad or make them stress about it.
Friend 1: Oh Tristan? He's alright.
Friend 2: Ye.
Friend 3: pretty mediocre.
by Ironik L. December 05, 2021
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Guy who buys lots of surfboards
That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!
by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023
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Did you see what Tristan was doing in class?
Yeah, he won't stop playing My Singing Monsters!
by i_tip_06 December 11, 2022
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This guy can be such an asshole sometimes and he has the worst hairline i have ever seen on a man like no joke and he stinks like cabbage ew yuck
Roy : "Bruh is that tristan?"
Andrew: "stinky"

Roy : ":)"
by John Bby June 04, 2019
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