Skip to main content

New York

Statistically, 3rd safest city out of the 25 largest cities in America. It's as safe as Boise, Idaho, and I dont hear any of you ignorant assholes bitching about Boise.
Get a new city to make shit up about.
by JIMBO May 15, 2004
mugGet the New Yorkmug.

New Girl

In which a new girl moves to your school and steals the bad boy's hearts.
"ugh, she's like the new girl in books!"
by EmmyyGreyy14 October 3, 2018
mugGet the New Girlmug.

news feed

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
by Frescagazz April 28, 2011
mugGet the news feedmug.

New Levels

Adj. Used to describe something that has reached a new level of awesome. Can also be used to Amplify another Adjective.
"That Fitted hat is New Levels."

"My penis is New Levels Erect."
by Zach Paulsen November 5, 2005
mugGet the New Levelsmug.

the New McCarthyism

A post-Trumpian movement with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as it’s vapid MAGA figurehead who actively seeks to dissemble the US Constitution.
The New McCarthyism mobilizes white “victims” who fear the browning of America and who are therefore easily galvanized to support and engage in violence as a result of his hate speech which is a not-so-veiled hybrid of Hitler’s Third Reich and The Handmaid’s Tale.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
mugGet the the New McCarthyismmug.

Popcorn News

Rather than providing impartial, newsworthy information these programs provide over dramatized news entertainment, wowing the masses but doing little to provide them with legitimate news coverage. Commonly contain bias interviewers and presenters that find no fault in injecting into a story their own personal thoughts. These programs will often cover a cat surviving a washing machine spin cycle rather than topics of international importance.
by Duncan B January 14, 2006
mugGet the Popcorn Newsmug.

Fox News

Dude, never, ever watch Fox News!
Why?

Dude, it's nothing but made up bull shit! It's all fake news!
by Bustermine February 19, 2019
mugGet the Fox Newsmug.

Share this definition