Thighphoon

When your partner has you in a headlock with their thighs then farts and pees on your head.

His hair was a mess after she gave him a thighphoon.

by Sea Lawyer January 28, 2018

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children

the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

kebab thigh

A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).

(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

thumb thigh

The meaty part of the base your thumb.

I ran out of room on my forearm for lipstick swatches, so I had to use my thumb thigh.

by CannolisMom November 29, 2017

Inner-thigh Permission

Permission someone would give you to allow you to touch their inner-thigh

Brodie: yo dude Heidi finally gave me inner-thigh permission

by uncle reamus May 12, 2019

National thigh pic day

Send him/her them thighs

Its December 4th you know what that means national thigh pic day

by Thtrandomguy December 4, 2020

thighbrows

The hair on a woman's thighs close to her vag. Not nice. Tickles your face if you go down on her.

Eurgh you should have seen, I was gonna eat her but she had these fucking dirty thighbrows

by BigPimpinJared January 12, 2004