A man (or woman) who has passed the seven tests of the tumblefumbley palace, these tests include: 1. the test of honesty (in which a rectal snake crawls up into the anus and peers into your soul)2. the test of levity (in which you have to sit through four hours of the Cain and Abel variety show) 3. the test of strength (in which the participant must dip their testicles into hot lead and do forty squats while drinking mead) 4. the test of endurance (in which one must ingest and digest 12oz. of diamonds, and then excrete it as coal/cash) 5. the test of the big dick (you must have a big dick to pass this test) 6. the test of wisdom (in which one must trick the cock demons into ones urethra and then convince them use ones penis to remove the rectal snake, this must be done with precision) 7. the test of the vaginal grail (in which one must venture deep into the heart of the bush garden and retrieve the vaginal grail from the minions of Twatius Coochamus)
"Having triumphantly completed the 7 tests of the TumbleFumbley palace, he arose, a Fuck Warrior."
"You truly are the king of kings."
"You truly are the king of kings."
by brenden sheckle January 21, 2007
Get the fuck warriormug. An unsociable nerd
Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.
Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.
Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?
Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.
Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.
by Thugasaurus Rex January 10, 2016
Get the Keyboard Warriormug. What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.
by Anti-Anti-Conformist April 29, 2005
Get the Chode warriormug. N. A group of super heroes preferably six that work together to fight crime. Epic Warriors is a term that is derived from two words epic meaning heroic; majestic; impressively great and warriors meaning a person who shows or has shown great vigor, courage, or aggressiveness, as in politics or athletics.
John: "Hey I feel our city is under an upcoming attack!"
Paul: "Don't worry, as long as we got Epic Warriors protecting us we will be safe."
Paul: "Don't worry, as long as we got Epic Warriors protecting us we will be safe."
by Bryan Kirk January 23, 2010
Get the Epic Warriorsmug. I should have skull fucked that slut last night, instead. I didn't know she was riding the cotton pony until I looked down and noticed I had a wounded warrior. I had to take a bath of shame to wash that shit off.
by Bad Karma TX May 15, 2016
Get the wounded warriormug. by A real power source April 10, 2009
Get the environmentalist warriormug. Someone (not a doctor) responsible for people's deaths by convincing them activated almonds and a massage will cure their cancer.
The celebrity wellness warrior blogger was sentenced to 2 years and a $100,000 fine for their role in the death of a young women who refused treatment for her brain tumour.
by DougMasters16 October 1, 2017
Get the Wellness Warriormug.