mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg July 29, 2012

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Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

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Mud Bridge

(N) A Mud Bridge is the next step up from a dirty sanchez.
A Mud Bridge is when you leave a shit log under a woman’s nose and you start drilling her box.
*Do work!

She was complaining our sex life was boring, so she asked me to spice up our bedroom life. I placed a Mud Bridge on her face and she loved it.

by CofNC May 3, 2022

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Mud Grub

A little tiny man who gets dirty and plays in the mud. He likes his nuts to be stomped on, his tiny testicles loves to be punished by mistress.

Mistress treats me like a dirty pig and stomps very hard on my nuts, I'm her little mud grub.

by Mudgrubian April 17, 2022

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albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

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Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 9, 2021

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