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Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis
Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.
by Maria1992 September 7, 2023
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Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!
by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022
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One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.
"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"
by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020
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National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.
"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"
by pixeel November 29, 2023
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Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall
What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”
by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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lizard piss

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss
by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
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