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The Great Employer 

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.
At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!
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The giant horse cock 

It weighs over 11 pounds
Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

off the gay 

Synonym is off the chain.

Something so homosexual in nature, that it can not function without rainbows appearing behind it.
Kim: Mily, do you have the new Jordin Sparks single? That song is so good, there is a crazy dance sample in there.
Mily: No.
Kim: Oh, that sucks. That shit is off the gay.
off the gay by kungfoojones September 9, 2009

thats the greez

a phrase often used when the act of greezing happens.
"Wow, this guy just punched me in the face for no reason!"
"Really?! Thats the greez!"

Ony the Greatest 

Ony the Greatest is a person who lives in white middle class suburbs, who probably hasn't been diagnosed with a light syndrome of down's syndrome yet.. He is also a wannabe rap superstar! The song's he makes sound like they were written up while eating at a local Chipotle and then later on finished while taking a massive crap.
Guy 1
-Hey man have you heard Ony the Greatest's cover of Heartless?
Guy 2
-Yeah man.. It sounded like the shit I took this morning.
Ony the Greatest by #1ONYFAN January 20, 2013

Splash The Glass 

The act of masturbating in a peep booth and coming all over the glass partition that separates you from the naked girl.
Peep Booth Girl: "Hey fellas... c'mon in and splash the glass for me".
Other Peep Booth Girl: "Don't be shy. Lemme see you jack off and splash the glass".
Splash The Glass by tmdoom June 1, 2015