the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military
den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch
by Denmaski April 02, 2018
First heard on MTV's "World of Jenks". Term created by the rapper Maino. It goes something like this: You meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and “give her the penetration of life”
Man 1: I'm taking you out on the town tonight for the first time. I wanna see some First Night Gangsterism.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You gotta meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and give her the penetration of life.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You gotta meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and give her the penetration of life.
by KillahCam0719 September 13, 2010
The act of fellatio being performed on a male who is playing a video game, including, but not limited to first person shooter games, including, but not limited to all versions of"Counter-Strike", "Call of Duty", and "Halo"
"Dude, I wish I could get my dick sucked while playing a video game"
"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"
"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"
by Para.dox December 10, 2012
by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004
An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.
Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.
Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.
ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.
ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.
ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!
by glugugugugugug February 20, 2011
A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.
After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.
by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006
Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.
In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
“Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“
Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
by rudealbeitreasonable November 13, 2020