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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Never《¤》Gossamer 《¤》To《¤》Tell《¤》A《¤》Lie《¤》Never《¤》mug. by Kabruhh November 28, 2021
Get the Gentleman never tellsmug. Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.
Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!
by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023
Get the I Won't tell you againmug. When you're sobbing or bawling your eyes while talking or telling someone something. You sometimes do this when you can't get a grasp of your emotions yet still want to tell someone something. It's often done when you're too caught up with your emotions and can't stop talking your feelings out. You could be either too happy, too mad, too apologetic, too sad, or too scared, hence the crying, but you still want to tell your side of the story.
You: I can't take it anymore, OP!
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.
by hey angela :) January 7, 2024
Get the cry-tellmug. (phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)
A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
Get the Lying liars and the lies they tellmug. The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Get the Piss and Tellmug. <.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>mug.