Swedish Hand Towel

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.

Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.

by Vexillum April 26, 2011

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swedish lobster roll

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.

Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017

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Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

by Paul Nicholas May 2, 2007

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Swedish nanny

Adult dress as a sexy Swedish made outfit then shit in the girls mouth, then they have to put Whipcream in the girls mouth and then Sturring while pissing in her mouth.

i did a Swedish nanny to my girl friend yesterday night,
OMG look at that sexy guy doing A Swedish nanny

by cum swapping May 22, 2010

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the swedish juggler

"popping" the male's penis in one's mouth. (this action is similar to "popping" a finger in a mouth to make a raindrop noise). this action is followed by the partner juggling the male's testicles with their dominant hand's forefingers. (this act does not necessarilly require that the male actually has three testicles. it is actually possible to juggle only two balls. it is not, however, possible to perform the swedish juggler on a single testicled male. that would be called a "granny shot").

wow, i heard that she fell in love with that foreign circus boy in two days and totally gave him the swedish juggler last night in the fire-eater's tent.

by wonderwilma July 11, 2009

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