temporary suicide

Taking a sleeping pill
as a solution to not deal with realty or boredom.

I had no plans for valentines day so I committed temporary suicide early last night.

I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.

by Marc and Jimmy November 17, 2007

Suicide Bonger

When somebody takes a huge rip off of a bong and there is lots of smoke and loud coughs as the result and everybody in the room takes notice.

She took such a huge rip off of that bong and now there is tons of smoke and coughing and everybody is paying attention to how much smoke and coughing there is she is now a "Suicide Bonger"

by SBSander October 10, 2008

Suicide bait

Encouraging someone to commit suicide

"Why don't you go take a swan dive off the roof."

That ass tried to suicide bait that kid over there into jumping off a roof.

by LonelyTeen June 14, 2019

Suicide

The act of taking your own life. Usually contemplated by people who can't/refuse to see the brighter side of life, or kids that think their lives will never get better, even though they are only 15. What most of these people fail to realize is that life doesn't always have to be horrible, and if they sought out the right help, they could have fairly decent lives. But they decide to take the cowards way out and commit suicide. Most of the people contemplating/committing suicide are actually just calling out for attention. Many others commit suicide thinking they are going to "punish" the people that upset them. What these people fail to realize is that when they are dead, they won't be there to see them be "punished". Or any other such nonsense. As they'll be DEAD. This is known as the "you'll be sorry when I'm gone" method.

YOU'LL BE SORRY!" *bang* "The coward actually committed suicide.

by wise12 September 12, 2010

Suicide pact

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide

Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah

by Edgygooseboy June 12, 2018

suicide roadhead

The act of a man receiving "roadhead" (oral, blowjob, bj, head, etc) from the driver of the car while sitting in the passenger side seat, while the car is in motion. This can be achieved by cruise control or telling the giver, in the drivers seat, to hit the gas or brake as the receiver steers, from the passenger side seat. Highways are the optimal.

John got suicide roadhead from Susan on the 10 heading home.

by n.swoop August 11, 2014

Suicide by Slut

Someone who ruins their life by sleeping around in a stupid, careless, and self destructive manner.

The congressman was committing suicide by slut when he took those tranny hookers to the pay by the hour motel just three blocks down from the local tv station.

When Greg told us he doesn’t use condoms with the skanks he brings home from the bar we all knew he was committing suicide by slut.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008