bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.

God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.

by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017

grundle stain

When the crotch stew that collects on one's grundle rubs off on one's underwear and furniture.

Shit man, why you let your skank woman sit her naked ass on your suede couch? I ain't sitting there until you scrape off her crusty grundle stain.

by Aristotle's Asshole June 17, 2018

feeling straight

Euphemism for male arousal. Other common terms are erection, hard-on

I woke up this morning feeling straight!

by Tru Tiger February 13, 2019

Atlanta Straight

A man who is definitely gay while also currently married to a woman.

Mitch McConnell, known closeted gay man, went on another tirade against gay marriage in front of the press. Many people would refer to Mitch as "Atlanta Straight."

by Mr. Wordy McWordson March 18, 2021

Arrive stain

Invented by Deyan to be a more subtle alternative to cum stain.

You're such a little arrive stain

by CheetahJenkins May 11, 2022

Poopy stain

A polite way to say shit stain.

“Wow Jack! You are just such a poopy stain!”

by Green bean rat hole August 17, 2022

Big Cum Stain

The thing you don’t want your grandma to see

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off

by Costas House November 28, 2019